27.5.08

Post 2: Four Days in Dresden; One Pair of Socks

In 1945, Allied bombers wiped out Dresden, Germany. Why? I’m not exactly sure, but I do know that history sets the number of dead at 35,000 in one night of fire. The city that was once home to German royalty was destroyed, and one of Europe’s most beautiful cathedrals was left in ruins. After that, Dresden was left to decay under Soviet control until the wall fell. I’m not trying to draw sympathy for Nazis or communists; rather I’m trying to paint a stark picture between Dresden then, and Dresden now.


As you can see, they’ve put some money back into it.

BLIND BOOKING
Our trip all started when we did a little thing called, “blind booking”. For only 19 Euros (roughly 29 USD) you can get a plane ticket to one of many destinations throughout Europe – Ireland, England, Spain, Italy….and Dresden, Germany. No worries though. Didn’t you know that Dresden is a hopping tourist spot for old German people in tour vans and young Dutch yuppies with strollers? Neither did we!

In all actuality, it was a great trip! There are a ton of cool museums that have everything from 17th century masterpieces (I’m still surprised at how the Italian painters depicted little blonde hair, blue eyed, baby Jesus) to jewels from centuries of German royalty. I obviously couldn’t take any pictures in the museums, but here’s a picture of August the Strong’s statue. He was a pimp (believed to have fathered more than 365 children) and had great taste in jewelry.
Actually, I’m just going to go ahead and post some more random pictures of Dresden right now.
The weather was great so one afternoon we decided to rent bikes from the train station and explore the out skirts of Dresden. The German country/river side is truly beautiful, and might rival some of the things I saw in Scotland.

VONNEGUT
During The Second World War, one of my favorite authors, Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was a prisoner of war in Dresden. He was actually in the basement of a meat packing plant the night of the bombings, and his most famous novel, Slaughterhouse Five, is about the event (it’s also about aliens though). I convinced my crew to ride out with me to the site of where the building where he held captive was once stood. There’s no historical marker or gift shop, so here’s me next to the street sign (which translates into “Slaughterhouse” … and he was in the 5th building …get it?)

So it goes…

THE GLASS FACTORY
On Sunday we had a tour of Volkswagen’s glass factory. It’s actually not a place where they make glass, but a glass walled manufacturing plant for their luxury car The Phaeton.
The building is obviously really cool, but that’s not even half of it. The Phaeton is one of the nicest cars that 100k Euros can buy. The plant floors are nice Canadian Oak, the workers all wear white gloves and screw in everything by hand. Jetson like robots bring parts to the workers, and tests after test make sure every car is superior. Yada yada yada…the seats have massagers and other cool stuff. I don’t know the stupid tour was in German…


FUNNY STORY
We were lucky enough to visit this famous rebuilt church (the black stone is from the original building) while they were having a service, and we sat in. I don’t know if you can tell how awesome the organ is from this picture, but it was impressive to hear in person!


Anyway so right before the all-German service begins, I get tapped on the shoulder by an attendant from the church. The service was absolutely packed, and so I’m guessing that she was asking me if I would give my seat to an elderly lady or something noble like that. Unfortunately I don’t know German, so I just kindly smiled and said, “Sprechen keine deutsch”. Her response was very surprising as she made a terrible face and kind of “pwashed” at me. When I turned back around confused, Brandon informed me that I had kindly told the woman...


“You don’t speak German.”


“Sprecha keine deutsch” means “I don’t speak German”.


Oops.


CULTURAL DIFFERENCES

Although mostly everyone does speak English here, it’s not 100% accurate, and we often forget that we are now the foreign exchange students who don’t understand simple things and end up making asses of themselves. Case in point, today we went to look into getting a gym membership. We were about 5 minutes into the initial interview/account set up when we were informed that we were at a ladies only gym. I knew that the row of patrons on the elliptical were way too good to be true! I felt like I was in some teenage romantic comedy. Horribly embarrassing.


Going to the grocery store is also an adventure. After grocery shopping in the US for 18 years or so, you take for granted your brand awareness. How am I suppose to know the good brand of toilet paper, and which kind of mustard is the really delicious kind they give me at the bratwurst stand? Also, why are the German’s obsessed with cheese? At least they do recycling right, but that’s a topic for another post!


Until next time, prost!


Nate

20.5.08

Post 1: This is long...

“I think I died in the accident because this must be heaven.”
-Kanye West

I don’t know if this quote describes my experience in Koln (Cologne), Germany exactly, but I thought it would be nice to start out with a quote from a rap star. That being said, I did think similar thoughts when I first walked into our flat. Check it out:




Fully furnished with modern furniture and very nice beds. Washer and dryer, private parking garage (with moving floor [more on that later]), and the best part- its located directly across from one of Cologne’s famous breweries!


Maybe I should rewind a little bit. I’ve been here since last Thursday the 15th. That’s 15.05.08 for you keen on the Euro style. I had a very nice flight on Lufthansa, one of Germany’s legacy airlines. Complementary alcohol is always a nice touch (who knew everyone was ordering regular tomato juice and not Bloody Mary’s?), as well as very nice German stewardesses. “Guten Tag!”

Initially, I was very impressed with Cologne. Already I can tell it is a city that appreciates art. The design of the buildings are very modern with a few left over’s from when Rome owned the city. There is very good shopping here, I’ve been told, and I’ve seen a lot of stores that have modern furniture design and other things of the sort. There are also a lot of nice European automobiles, as well as attractive European women. Don’t worry mom- no die ehefrau yet!
Brandon and I went to Dom on the first day we got here- it is one of the largest cathedrals in Europe. Inside the big gold box are the remains of the three wise men. This is the second highest relic in the Catholic Church (I’m not sure of the first, but I have a few “ideas”) so the three wise men are all over the stained glass.



iGUS (e-goose)
We started our job at iGus on Friday. Unfortunately I do not have any pictures of the building right now, but let me just tell you- it’s awesome! If you are familiar with Kansas City I think the building looks similar to Bartel Hall with the large pillar- bridge-like things. Inside everything is made from gray plastic with bright yellow or orange highlights, and the workers ride around on Segway like scooters. My department is the youngest and (probably) most fun. They work with all the communication- so everything from PR statements to website advertisement.
For those of you who don’t know, iGus makes plastic machine parts like energy cables and barrings (that’s pretty much it actually). A good example is the huge moving TV screens in Victory Park (where the Mavs play in Dallas, TX). All of the cables and such that run to the TVs are housed in one of iGus’ energy chains. It is essentially an enclosure that protects the cables from the elements and allows for easy movement and flexibility. However, iGus parts are in everything from office chairs to robotic hands. They’ve won awards for their advertisement and promotional design too (go to www.igus.de to get a glimpse of the famous orange color scheme).



On Friday we also received our car for the summer. We were afraid it was going to be a small, foreign, manual transmission car like the interns had last year. Lucky for us (and probably the company) we got a midsized, automatic, Volkswagen. I’m sure we will post a picture of it sometime. I drove it home on Friday and it was quite an adventure. In Germany they have signs with a certain speed posted on the highway. However, unlike in the US where you can’t go over the posted speed, in Germany you can’t drive less than the posted speed. It’s nice to be told I must drive 120 kilometers!

CHOCOLATE MUSEUM
Our first weekend in the city was awesome! Koln really comes to life on the weekends, and in some of the shopping areas it seems to be as crowded as New York City! On Saturday, Brandon and I met up with Caroline Nixon’s cousin who has been in Europe studying. With Eva, we went to the Schokoladenmuseum, or Chocolate museum…delicious. The tour books describe this as Willy Wonka come to life, which I guess is a fairly accurate description, but without the OompaLoompas. Here we are in front of the schokoladen foutain.


I also had a four-dollar glass of water at the cafĂ©. The price I’ll pay for still waser!

FUNNY STORY
So ever since I first got my passport (about a year ago this time) I’ve developed this weird thing- I refer to it as Ugly American syndrome. I hate that I have it, but I can’t help it. Ugly American syndrome can be a great number of things, but it all boils down to me being an unintelligent foreigner trying to impress the natives but making a fool of myself in the process.
The biggest symptom that I’m currently struggling with is my “default foreign language.”

Whenever I’m surrounded by people speaking a foreign language, I tend to speak in a foreign language. Luckily I don’t try to make up German words (yet), however, I don’t think the Germans appreciate me speaking broken Spanish either!

So all that being said, I pulled out my Ugly American Saturday night at one of the student clubs in Koln. This is kind of how it went….

“Hola, Me llamo Natan” -Nate to unsuspecting German girl
“Hallo?” -confused German girl
“Sprechen sie espanol? Me amigo Brandon y yo donde esta Spain” – spirited Nate
“Oh ya, *insert Spanish phrase*” – German girl clearly not buying it
“Lo siento, ich spreche kein deustch” – Ugly American Nate

That’s how I will pretend the conversation ended at least…

Well this has been a really long first entry. I appreciate you actually reading this far (if you actually did). I probably won’t have a lot to talk about in future entries, so don’t worry.

RANDOM
  • The washing machine takes 2 hours and is 1/3 the size of a normal machine in the states
  • I turned down a one way street the first time I drove the car

  • There’s this German band, Toki Hotel, which every German thinks is huge in the states, and whenever they talk to you about music they think that you’ve heard them on American radio. I’ve yet to hear them, but tell everyone I talk to that their music is one of the reasons I came here.

  • No one drinks tap water. They serve champagne in the clubs. Mineral water is carbonated and that is disgusting.

  • I’ve spent a lot of money and haven’t even been here 1/8 of my total trip!

Nate